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One day we won't have George W. to joke about.

But until then...                                                                                                     

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George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get

a little PR.

After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his

hand and George asks him his name.

"Stanley," responds the little boy.

"And what is your question, Stanley?"

"I have 4 questions: First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance?"

Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time.

Who has a question?"

Another little boy puts up his hand.

George points him out and asks him his name.

"Steve," he responds.

"And what is your question, Steve?"

"Actually, I have 6 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance?
Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
And sixth, what the hell happened to Stanley?"

More?
 
While visiting India, George Bush is invited to tea with Indian
President Pratibha Patil.  He asks Patil what her leadership philosophy is. She says that, it is to

surround herself with intelligent people.  Bush asks how she knows if they're intelligent.
"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Patil. "Allow me to demonstrate."

Bush watches as Patil phones Manmohan Singh and says, "Mr. Prime
Minister,  please answer this question: your mother has a child, and your father
has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"
 

Manmohan immediately responds, "It's me!"
"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says Patil . She hangs up and
says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?" Bush nods: "Yes I did.
Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"

Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he'd better put the Condoleezza Rice to the test.
Bush summons her to the White House and says, "Condoleezza, I wonder if you
can  answer a question for me."
"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"
Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father
has  a child, and this child is not your  brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Rice was puzzled and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back
to you?" Bush agrees, and Rice leaves.

Rice immediately calls a meeting of Senior senators, and they puzzle over the question for

several hours, but  nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Rice calls
Dick Chaney and explains the problem.
"Mr. Chaney, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and
this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Chaney answers immediately, "It's me, of course."
Much relieved Rice rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush,
and  exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Dick Chaney!"
And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, it's Manmohan Singh!"

And because we here at UNOC are fair and balanced...

One sunny day in 2008, an old man approaches the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he's been sitting on a park bench.

He says to the Marine standing guard, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton."

The Marine replies, "Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn't reside here."

The old man said, "Okay," and walks away.

The following day, the same man approaches the White House and says to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton".

The Marine again tells the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn't reside here."

The man thanks him and again walks away.

The third day, the same man approaches the White House and says to the very same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton."

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looks at the man and says, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mrs. Clinton. I've told you several times that Mrs. Clinton is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?"

The old man answers, "Oh, I understand you fine. I just love hearing your answer!"

The Marine snaps to attention, salutes, and says,"I look forward to seeing you tomorrow!"